Ok ok, this is the deal. This is the best time I've ever had while I was high. I had a joint and a bowl pack of some of the best shit I've ever smoked in my life. My friend and I had to walk out like a fucking mile to do it in order to not get caught but it was well worth the wait. We smoked all of it and I got so fucking high. After that, we had walked back out to his neighborhood to go back to his house but then we decided to make a pit-stop at his friend's house Matt.
We got there and we were so baked...we played football for like an hour and afterwards the kid threw the football at my sac, he ran away scared so I took his ball and hucked it in the woods. He hasn't found it since. His parents had nooo clue. We had dinner with them and they couldn't tell. We snacked out even more afterwards. Then we played Xbox for like an hour..then I almost passed out. I was feeling so tingly. I went home and had one of those sleeps where you wanna jerk off and pass out to but I was still so stonned...that was my best time ever getting high.

-Nate