This one time, me, my friend mike, and my bro are all hangin out at my empty house when we decide were gonna go have a late night sneak a toke....we do...then we come back in the house and watch tv for about 5 minutes before mike gets up to go to the kitchen (munchies). After eating the whole carton of chocolate chiip cookies he removes the inside of the carton from the outside (long casings that are identical in shape). so were watchin some infomercial, when this guy comes out of no where with the cartons on top of his head like ears. im like "dude, what the fuck?".  Then all of the sudden he starts jumpin around and barking like a dog....i scoot away from where hes standing and i look at my brother whos right next to me now. he looks at me, then we look back at mike. he now starts flappin his newly found ears and screaming like some sort of bird, i start laughing, buts its the confused laughs where your not entirely sure what the fuck is going on...yea so hes doin this for about 20 more seconds before the screeches turn into high pitched giggles...then into laughs....hes doing this for a while before we all reach complete silence. next thing i know he drops the cookie casings and heads down the hall. a couple minutes later i decide to check what hes doin when i find him in my brothers room completely knocked out on the floor with cookie crumbs all over his head...after that me and my bro had a rubber band fight...it was intense. not quite 500 words, but it was a good time for me..maybe you had to be there. love the site...you put into words the very essence of my pot smoking life style with your etiquette.

 

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