Stoner Stories: Summer Stoner Story

Last summer 3 of my toker friends and I decided to camp out at the beach nearby, but a guy at school who pretended to smoke dope tagged along claiming he was a hardcore hash smoker. So we made a bucket (aqua lung) and got down to business. After we had sooked a few buckets each the other guy finally decided he wanted one so one of my friends (reknowned for his bucket pulling skills) decided to pull him one. He filled up the gauze and proceeded to pull him an absolute demon (fucking beast of a bucket). He sucked up the water, didn' even clear it and started coughing and spitting all over the tent, he stuck his head out the door and puked then turned to face us before rolling over face down with his arse in the air.
He remained like this for about 2 minutes while we all laughed before he lifted his head and said his first word: 'BLAAAAUGHHHH!!!'
We were dying with laughter as his face suddenly changed and he started throwing his phone up and down, and he said: 'Phone my mum!'
We were hysterical by this point as he continued:
'I'm not joking, phone my mum'
Tears began welling up as he begged us to phone his mum and I can honestly say that we had not laughed like that in a long time.

After he had finally calmed down one of my friends had a plan. He told my seriously fucked friend that he was in such a bad way that he was going to phone an ambulance for him. The guy started freaking out, no no...don't...I'm alright. So we all played along, telling him that it was for his own good, I have never seen anybody so paranoid in my life. My friend pulled out his phone and pretended to phone an ambulance as the other guy tried to get his clothes on to make a getaway. He said he was going to hide while the ambulance was here then come back once they had gone but moments later an ambulance's siren could b heard in the distance and was getting closer. We couldn't believe our luck, here was the one person on the planet who shouldn't smoke weed and we had him wound up so much that he thought an ambulance was going to take him to hospital. He dived under his sleeping bag and pulled it over his head while we told him how paramedics sometimes dump stoners in the middle of nowhere.

As the sirens faded we told him it was a joke and he came out only to be told that he had missed his boat. We told him that a boat was leaving the harbour and he was supposed to be on it. He was paranoid about that for a while before we got bored and after several more buckets and joints the night faded away and this guy has been one of the biggest jokes in our school ever since.

wardy