STONER GAMES

FUN GAMES TO PLAY WITH YOUR STONER FRIENDS

Submitted by: Chav

 

TAXI

In order to play Taxi, you must first choose the number of tokes (hits) to take per turn.  (Two tokes is a good starting point.)  Gather everyone into a circle and have the first player hit the joint. Player 1 will then pass the joint to the left without exhaling.  Each player must hold their breath until the joint works itself around the entire circle and back to him/her. If any player fails to hold their breath (laughs, chokes, etc.) until the joint has made a full loop around the circle, that player is skipped on the following round.

 

TRAFFIC LIGHTS

This game is very similar to Taxi, but is best played with only two players. The first player takes one toke and then hands the joint to the second player who also takes one toke.  Each round, the number of hits is increased by one.  For example, on Round 4, each player will be taking four hits before they pass the joint. Just like Taxi, each player must hold their breath until it is their turn to toke again.

 

ODD NUMBERS TRAFFIC

This game works on the same principle as Traffic Lights, however the number of hits must increase by odd numbers only (1,3,5,7). Very shortly you will  find yourself having to take twenty-one tokes. It’s a tough game!

 

BAND GAME

Players start by sitting in a circle as in Taxi. The first person says the name of a band/singer/pop group or any musical performer. He then takes a toke and passes to his left. The second person must now think of a band beginning with the last letter of the band just mentioned. For example, if the first person said Marilyn Manson, the second must say something beginning with “N” such as Nirvana. The player holding the joint has ten seconds to answer. If he fails, he must “crock” five tokes on the joint. (If you don’t know what a crock is, read the explanation at the bottom of the page.) If the next person names a band beginning with the wrong letter, a name has already been said, or a name that is not correct, that player must crock 10 tokes.

 

PLACE GAME

This is a variation of Band Game which uses any continent, country, or state you can think of. The only exclusions are “North,” “South,” “East,” and “West.” For example, London would be allowed, but South London would not.) However, South Africa and North Carolina would be appropriate answers as both “South” and “North” are required to identify the the specific continent/state.

 

NON-SMILING GAME

Pretty self explanatory…you aren’t allowed to smile! Anyone caught smiling has to perform a pre-arranged penalty.

 

NON-ITCHING GAME

Three guesses. :)

 

CROCKING

To crock a toke, you have to kneel on the floor with your head down. Then, you take a specified number of tokes and stand up while breathing in. While still breathing in, put your hands behind your head and lean your head back like you are yawning. Lastly, flick your head forward and breathe out quickly. If you do it properly, you get an awesome head rush and quite stoned.

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